The VS game

Maystro · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:16 am Post subject: The VS game

Ok, this is how its going to work. One person says which two people would fight each other, and the person below must give an answer plus a reason, then their own two people. When naming the people to fight, you can use whatever reality suits you, real life, online persona, reputation, blatant imagination, its all fun, as long as you state how you perceived their fight, and why your chosen person won.

For the fun of it, the first 5 fights are restricted to forum members. After that, its fair game.

So, my first entry is:
Lotet VS Exterminatus
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Jerry Jamtoes · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:36 am Post subject:

Lotet, clearly being superior to Ex, would taunt him relentlessly about his tiny hair until Ex ran and hid in his room 'til his Engfro regrew. Lotet would then shave it off and and force Ex to eat it. Ex dies of suffocation, baldness and low self esteem.

Fight #2
Maystro vs. Ford
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Lotet · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:48 am Post subject:

Maystro would heroically fire a rocket at Ford while he's distracted from his civilian and newbie hunting escapades. Ford would then run away into another dimension where he would be reborn stronger than ever before. or something like that

hmm
Fight#3
Kyler Thatch vs Ninjafish
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Maystro · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:28 pm Post subject:

Well, given Kylers history into being a mercenary for hire, but ninjafish being a ninja himself, i'd actually go, using their respective skills, for a draw. Kyler would have the firepower, but ninja would have the stealth, and evasion, but probably wouldn't be able to get close enough to perform any death moves. Draw.

(oh, and lotet, i was actually confused as to who won the above battle, me or ford?)

Fight #3
Selina VS Kuma
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Exterminatus · Gaining Awareness Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Posts: 2205

<why did i get so hot-potatowned. way to whale on my low-esteem>

Hmm

Selina has the Moderators Whip of Correction, while Kuma.. i cant quite remember her (its 20 to 1 [am]. if its wrong shout at me) powers. However, seeing as Kuma has a flying bear-creature as a buddy, then it would kinda be a stalemate. Draw

Fight #5
Jerry Jamtoes VS Vox
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Maystro · Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:56 pm Post subject:

Well, given jerry's powers of persuasion, i'd say he was in with a chance. Built like a box on legs, he'd go pretty well.

However, vox is a dragon. He eats people.

He eats jerry.

Vox wins.

Ok, time for fair game. If you want to use forum members, go ahead, but now it gets more interesting.

Fight #6
Batman VS Wolverine
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Lotet · Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:02 am Post subject:

Batman is a strategic fighter as can be seen how he uses his gadgets. but Wolverine isn't one to fall for such attacks as he isn't suceptable to multiple attacks because of his healing ability. so Wolverine would win. though I'm not sure if he could catch Batman if he fled

and don't worry Maystro, you won the fight

King Arthur, one of the most heroic individuals, setting a goal of many Knights
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Vlad the Impaler, a person who slaughtered many people even earning himself the title count Dracula

ok, forget the how and why, just say the winner if you're too lazy
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'J' · Passing Thought Joined: 15 Dec 2007 Posts: 5

i started one of these once, it kind of developed abit of a problem.

anyway:

King Arthur; magic sword > vampirism
(yes, i know Vlad Ţepeş was not actually thought to be a vampire)

Sara Connor vs Vasquez. Cagematch, no weapons.
(note: that is the real sarah connor, not the tv sarah connor)

VoxDraconae · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:53 am Post subject:

vasquez. without gund, o'connor is just a human. vasquez is freaking INSANE.

inspector gadget v. T-1000
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Lotet · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:13 am Post subject:

while Gadget has many pieces of equipment at his disposal they would not allow him to finish off Liquid Man, also his clumsiness would make it much less likely for him to win, even if that clumsiness helps on the odd occasion. then again, even though Liquid man can move quickly he can't shape shift as fast, at least when it comes to the major shape shifting, plus gadget can fly. if this was done near a forgery then I find it highly unlikely for gadget to fall in, if Liquid Man used a firearm while gadget was in the air the likely result would be him moving back and forth uncontrollably whilst avoiding getting hit. if gadget could get a hold of Liquid Man with an extending arm then he would likely win. so Gadget

Alakazam the Pokemon or Blossom the Powerpuff Girl?
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Exterminatus · Gaining Awareness Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Posts: 2205

Alakazam would try to mind-control Blossom to do his bidding, but seeing as Blossom is the strongest of all the PPGs (she has a skill of 11) she would easily beat the bejbus out of it.

Blossom wins.

Man or Machine?
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Lotet · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:21 am Post subject:

if you go with the simplest machine vs the simplest man then the machine would either be a bicycle, toaster or house bot, all of which a child could push over with ease. if it was a full auto Death machine then the human would suitably be decked out in combat armor and any weapon they can carry and use. the machine would likely win if the human wasn't using EMP grenades, which he likely would in the case of a war. but really, the machine is simply an advance weapon under the control of another user. then again, with current day technology humans would win easily unless you specifically set up a scenario for the robot to win. a crafty Mercenary/Commando isn't the type of individual to lose one on one. Robot are only suitable for open ground warfare, your probably better off using a tank anyway, they may be a larger target but at least they scare people more than the robot that failed battlefield testing because it couldn't duck for cover

Human Tactical Superiority Wins

Santa Clause vs Jesus, no, that's stupid
The Queen vs The Pope, no, still lame
An Angelically Powered Paladin vs a Demoniacally Possessed Samurai, nah, that's just individual skill

gah, how about, uh
The Beast of Caerbannog vs Optimus Prime
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Maystro · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:55 pm Post subject:

Ok, well, just for fun, Jesus would kick sant's fat ass, cause he can take punishment and keep coming back to life.
However, seeing as how england split from the catholic church cause the Pope was a wuss, the Queen would kick his ass.
And uhhh, as for the paladin and samurai, they kill each other in a mighty blow, thus being a draw.

Now, Optimus Prime, being a huge metal organism, and the beast, while furious, being a small rabbit that tends to only kill human targets, i'd have to say Optimus Prime has the distinct advantage in this fight, and would probably just step on the thing.

On a side note, imagine how much road-kill the autobots must get on their feet. It'd be terrible.

Now, because i can call it
Selina VS Vox

Two mods, what happens here.
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Jerry Jamtoes · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:20 pm Post subject:

Selina has feminine wiles, a quick wit, blades in her hair and the ability to turn anyone (except Ford) she meets into a quivering puddle of goo, whether through flirtation or threats. Vox is a big honking dragon. However, since Vox doesn't actually exist due to the non-existence of Dragons, Selina wins it.

Because I can,
Maystro vs. Vox, in real life. Who wins?
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Exterminatus · Gaining Awareness Joined: 11 Sep 2005 Posts: 2205

I darent answer that one. The sheer destructive force commited by each would have an extreme amount of collateral damage.

Draw... *flees before they both hunt him down*

Spice Girls vs Me with a flame-thrower
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